There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling the transmission. If we wish to make you suffer, we will make up a pandemic. If we wish to make it softer, we will tell you it’s not so bad, after all. We will control your life. We will control your fears. We can provide images that will make you cringe. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next lifetime, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great hoax. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the White House and CIA to the deepest recess of your sheeple mind.
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