Bush Wins

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Bush is leaving office in the popularity basement, but his checklist of accomplishments is full. Bush has "succeeded in radically changing nearly every facet of government, and always with the help of the Democratic Party."

Even when at his nadir in the polls, Bush managed to transfer $700 billion dollars into the pockets of his high-roller banking friends. He has implicated so many Democrats in torture, the party has little choice but to give him and themselves immunity.

"It is hard to see how Bush can be considered a failure when the so-called opposition aided him every step of the way."

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(There's no question that BUSH WON. He probably succeeded in almost everything on his or more likely his handlers' "shopping list". The only thing he did not accomplish was the destruction of Social Security and the invasion of Iran - but he tried. - Chimp)

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