THE PRESIDENT: Fellow citizens:
I know the only reason you all are tuned in is to watch nonstop coverage of that USAir plane crash in the Hudson River, so you can whip yourselves up into a fit of emotional masturbation, sobbing over "miracles" and "heroes" until the next little white girl goes missing.
(If you don't get the website right away - keep on trying)
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More PLANET OF THE CHIMPS
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1 comment:
The former Primate-In-Chief may need a new shipment of pretzels...
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