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Former Vice President Dick Cheney continues to try to put unrational fear into the hearts of Americans as he now says that there's a "high probability" the United States will come under alien attack during President Obama's tenure. He said the aliens would have weapons of mass destruction, "the likes of which we have never seen."
"Hundreds of thousands of people, perhaps millions of bajillions of people would have their brains eaten in such an attack," Cheney warned yesterday. "President Obama's lack of experience with alien attacks makes the U.S. particularly vulnerable in this case."
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