Friday, October 30, 2009

People Dying To Go To Walmart


In reference to Walmart selling coffins…

Now you have a reason to take your grandpa to Walmart. While you shop, he can try one on and test it for comfort.

Wonder if they give you a warranty in case of leaks. If it leaks, you can return it for an exchange or money-back?

Even the funeral home business is not immune to Walmart’s capitalism.

First, they take out “Dead Peasant Insurance” on all their employees so the employees are worth more to Walmart dead than alive.

Now, their customers are worth more dead, also.


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