Seems like people are finally primed and ready for my message of, um, conservative values. Ever since I pulled the whole "death panel" thing out of my butt, people are willin' to accept whatever I say, buy whatever I tell 'em to.
Now my people are tellin' me that I could become the next Oprah for folks with IQ's under 75, and that's almost as good as bein' President- maybe even better!
They said I have to start being a "taste-maker" if people are goin' to take me seriously and that I should get the ball rollin' by issuin' a list of books I like. (I found out later they meant "books I like to read" but by that point, I was already done with the list.)
My summer burnin' list was pretty extensive. There really is nothing quite like relaxin' on one of Juno's many beaches with a roarin' bonfire of objectionable ideas. Plus, we all know that books are anti-environmental since they're made from trees. So, it's totally green to burn them in bulk.