Sunday, August 30, 2009

Police baffled as dozens of 'suicidal' cows throw themselves off cliff in the Alps

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Swiss mystery: Dozens of cows' bodies litter the valley floor after they mysteriously fell from the alpine cliff many feet above


In the space of just three days, 28 cows and bulls have mysteriously died after they plunged hundreds of metres to rocks below where they were killed instantly.

In each case, local mountain rescue services using a helicopter had to be called in to remove the bodies because of the danger to the local groundwater of pollution.

A police spokesman said: 'There are no large carnivores living in the Alps anymore who would once have disposed of the bodies so they have to be moved.



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Chimp comment:

And they say that TV is not a bad influence. On a recent episode of “South Park” hundreds of cows committed suicide by jumping off a cliff in the cartoon Colorado city.

We must control what these Swiss cows watch on late night TV. South Park is a bad influence on immature cows.

Soon, they will be mugging skiers if they watch too many criminal shows on local Alp TV.





"Now, how long have you had these feelings of udder failure?"


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2 comments:

jadedj said...

Madness I tell you, madness. It must be a madness cow disease.

Chimp said...

You mean all those eating McDonald's hamburgers are going to jump off a cliff? Cliffs are not that easy to find.