Friday, August 6, 2010

BP Fires 10,000 Cleanup Workers

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"We like the water full of oil. It makes us float and it fries the birds. It's great! Thanks, BP!"






BP mole: "Last week they shut the whole [cleanup operation] down. It was 'Piss in a cup or throw your ID in the bucket.'"


"Obama said there's no oil in the Gulf. So, we're off to drill a new one! A drilling we will go, a drilling we will go...."





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