Small breasted women remind Australian Senators Guy and Barnaby of pedophile sex, so small breasts are against the law
Parody by Chimp
American and British breast augmentation doctors are packing their bags and moving to Australia since the government made small breasts in women against the law.
A law making small breasts in women illegal has been passed in Australia after being introduced by two “male” Australian senators, Guy and Barnaby.
It seems that Guy and Barnaby’s hidden pedophile nature rises to the top whenever they see young adult women with small breasts as these remind the two of pedophile sex.
Since they get excited this way, they figure all Australian pedophiles also get sexually aroused when seeing small-breasted young women.
Small-breasted women in their 40s or older don’t get them excited, so the new law does not apply to them.
The upside of this new law is the “gold rush” provided to these medical specialists.
The downside is that all men in Australia currently married to small-breasted women will be considered pedophiles in the minds of the authorities and their neighbors and will be shunned by their society.
The upside of this is that sales of padded bras will increase substantially.
The world-wide plastics and silicone industries have already been mobilized and tons of the materials are already on their way to the new Australian business frontier. Some of these companies have managed to get the cash-starved Pentagon to lend them some of their military cargo planes.
More about this new law HERE and on this video:
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