Tuesday, February 23, 2010

US can solve all the Middle East problems by invading Saudi Arabia


George W. Bush French-kissing the King of Saudi Arabia an old family "friend"

By Chimp

Out of the 19 hijackers blamed for the attack against the United States on September 11, 2001, 14 were Saudi Arabians and the alleged mastermind, Osama bin Laden, was Saudi Arabian.

Saudi Arabia has lots of oil and most of the people are well-off and fat so they wouldn’t fight very hard if at all to defend their country.

The US has all the forces they need in Iraq and Afghanistan to swiftly overtake the small Arab country. The US would leave a small force in Iraq to protect the oil fields and a few troops in Afghanistan to protect the oil pipelines and the poppy fields.

The US could then declare Saudi Arabia the American 51st State, unless Israel objected as they may want to be the 51st and then Saudi Arabia the 52nd.

Afterwards, thousands of American missiles would be deployed to the new State of “Sabia” where they would be aimed at Iran to stop them from any aggression and to protect The American State of Israel.

This strategy would fulfill America’s wet dreams. It would be payback for the 9/11 attack. They would have complete military control of the entire Middle East. They would be defending their closest ally and new state, Israel. They would have all the oil they will need for 100 years. And, there would be peace in Bethlehem.


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