PLANET OF THE CHIMPS #2: Kids required to pull-up their pants if they want to ride buses in Ft. Worth, Texas

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Kids required to pull-up their pants if they want to ride buses in Ft. Worth, Texas

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A new policy for city buses in Fort Worth, Texas requires all riders to pull up their pants before boarding. The transit agency calls it 'Pull 'em up or find another ride'

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2 comments:

jadedj said...: I never thought anywhere in Texas would do something I approve of. Hot damn...love it!; June 5, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Chimp said...: I have 2 thoughts about this:

1. I always felt sorry for these kids who, in order to follow their peers, have to disable themselves, in that one arm is constantly occupied in holding their pants up.

2. If ten kids decide to board a bus with their pants down, the only option the bus driver would have is to call the cops. In which case, since there are many kids involved, the Texas Ranger SWATT team will show up, probably, eventually, killing kids - because they want to show their underwear.; June 5, 2011 at 12:23 PM

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