Sarah Palin is keeping the itinerary of her "One Nation (without Liberals Or The Press)" bus tour a secret since she feels that both groups make fun of her retarded speeches.
About half of Republicans are also against her as they feel that she's ruining the GOP chances of winning the White House.
Most of her followers, who she's also keeping in the dark as to her schedule, feel that the Alaskan Train Wreck who never read a newspaper or magazine, and has made-up words like 'wee-wee'd up', will soon announce her run for the presidency in 2012.
She feels that her foreign experience of being able to see Putin from her kitchen window, taking out the trash, and the fact that she feels we must stand with our 'North Korean' allies, will help her deal with Russia and the Koreas.
She's opposed to Obama's healthcare as she feels that "death panels" will decide her parents' and her child's fate, yet she stated, "We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada (illegally)".
Maybe once she becomes president of the USA, Americans will get vouchers to go to Canada to see a doctor or go to the hospital on an emergency.