The problem with the Republican race for president, so far, is that there’s just not enough of the “craven opportunist stunt candidate on the make who also has a dreadful personal life.”
Newt Gingrich just can’t handle all of this by himself! And Donald Trump never needed the money.
Is there somebody else kind of like Trump, in terms of being a sleazy New York gazillionaire who gets married every few years and also probably performs abortions for fun?
Yes, there is Rudy Giuliani. There is always Rudy Giuliani. And according to noted Muslim-hater Peter King of the Anti-Muslim Kingdom of Long Island, Rudy didn’t get shamed enough in 2008 so he might be coming back to lose big all over again.