Saudi Arabians attack the US, so the US attacks Afghanistan and Iraq. Makes sense to me.

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By Chimp

Of the alleged 19 hijackers during 9/11, 15 were from Saudi Arabia, two from the United Arab Emirates, one from Egypt and one from Lebanon. Osama bin Laden, the supposed mastermind, was also from Saudi Arabia.

So, naturally, the United States attacked Afghanistan and Iraq.

We couldn’t attack Saudi Arabia as they were one of the closest Arab allies of the United States and their royalty were close friends and business partners of the Bush family.

The Saudi royalty had such power that when all US flights were grounded, right after 9/11, all Saudi royalty in the US were flown out of the country without a second thought.

Now, we have a youngster who supposedly tried to bomb a plane arriving in Detroit at Christmas time.

He had a bomb sewn into the crotch of his underwear. The bomb went off and did some damage to the wall of the plane near the bomber. The bomb did not blow off the bombers balls or even hurt him. It just damaged some of the airplane.

This all makes sense to me too. Why not? Bomb goes off in your pants and all is ok.

Now, the important thing. This failed kid bomber was from Yemen.

So the necessary US retaliation is simple.

ATTACK IRAN!!!

It all makes sense to me.

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