"David, ask our lawyer if it's ok if I snap this Paletinian's neck. I caught him littering."
Israel army 'to get legal advice during operations'
Israel's top general has ordered the military to seek legal advice while in the heat of battle and not just during the planning stages, the Haaretz newspaper reported on Wednesday.
Military Chief of Staff Lieutenant General Gabi Ashkenazi issued the order despite opposition from several commanders, the paper said.
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"Those Jewish lawyers are tough cookies. Just ask Archie Bunker*. They won't let us do anything!" - Comments from Israeli Soldier Souse
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*Bunker specifically sought a Jewish lawyer from the Jewish firm Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz after suffering a minor car accident and, in a different episode, explains why a Jew would best to sue an Arab dry cleaner.
Archie: I'm gonna go into town and get me a good Jew lawyer.
Mike Stivic: Do you always have to label people? Why can't you just get a lawyer. Why does it have to be a Jewish lawyer?
Archie: Because if I'm going to sue an "A-rab," I want a guy that's full o' hate!
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