Wednesday, June 3, 2009

US in nuclear disclosure blunder


"Everyone who saw that website is now a suspect. One of our informants will be in touch with you shortly to give you some money and teach you how to make explosioves. We may not be able to get the anthrax mailer or Israeli spies, but we'll get you!"

A document providing confidential details of US civilian nuclear sites was accidentally posted on the internet, the government has admitted.

The 266-page document included the precise location of stockpiles of fuel for nuclear weapons, the Obama administration said.

The Government Printing Office website took down the posting on Tuesday after experts expressed concern.


“We caught these crazy kids reading the stuff on the net and we are sure they want to join Al-Qaeda. For the next year, we’ll just give them some money and teach them how to be terrorists and then we’ll nab them.” – Federal Bureau of Instigation


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