Darth times indeed: The Give Dick Cheney's Memoir A Title contest

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Dick Cheney is writing a memoir, and he's getting a reported $2 million for it. But the book still has no title, which gives us the opportunity to name it for him.

Here in the office, we've come up with a few quick ones:

And You Thought Nixon Was A Dick

Water for Enemy Combatants

New Orleans is Sinking. So?

But it's a known known that Globe Books readers can do way better than that.

Email your suggested titles to webbooks@globeandmail.com or post them here as a comment, and we'll send some nice books to the creator(s) of the one(s) we like the best.

Remember, people: There are no rules -- just opportunities.

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Mary Cheney, Dick's gay daughter, will name her new book:

"No Evil Dicks In My New Family"

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