Parody: Flavor Flav moderates ‘Insane on the Campaign’ debate (VIDEO)

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Jon Stewart celebrates ‘miracle’ of GOP candidates fighting over ‘who loves Jews more’ (VIDEO)

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‘If you don’t have a job and you’re not rich, blame yourself’ Says Your Next Republican President, Millionaire Herman Caiin

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These rich Repunlican pricks are completely out of touch with reality and they want to run our country.

Mitt Romney isn’t the only Republican candidate condemning Occupy Wall Street.

In an interview posted Wednesday morning by The Wall Street Journal, Herman Cain shared some harsh sentiments on the movement, labeling it, “orchestrated to distract from the failed policies of the Obama administration.” Cain then targeted the protesters’ own economic conditions.

“Don’t blame Wall Street, don’t blame the big banks,” Cain said. “If you don’t have a job and you’re not rich, blame yourself!

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Ann Coulter Psphincter Soundbite: Police Should Fire On Liberal Protesters More Often

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Golden turd soundbite machine Ann Coulter has squeezed out another Important Opinion about history from her oral sphincter:

The police were doing a great job when they were firing on those annoying Kent State protesters. Why is state power even there if not to kill protesters?

Packs of “unruly” protesters are free target practice. In fact, while we’re at it, let’s just shoot any congregation of Democrats. It’s what Abraham Lincoln would do.

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Trump "University" Sued For Fraud

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A current class action lawsuit against the learning institute--now known as the Trump Entrepreneur Initiative--begs to differ, the Huffington Post reports. The program continues to face accusations it's nothing more than a scam preying on individuals hoping to make it rich in the real estate business, purporting to make participants into "apprentices" of Trump and offer insider secrets.

More specifically, the lawsuit claims that the for-profit institution is a ripoff that pressures individuals into spending money, especially on ventures in which the "school's" mentors and associates have a financial stake. (Trump has filed a $100 million counterclaim for defamation.)

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2012 REPUBLICAN UNDECLARED CANDIDATES DEBATE WITH SARAH PALIN, NEWT, BACHMANN, ROMNEY, AND TRUMP (VIDEO)

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Los Angeles Times Calls Sarah Palin ‘Special-Needs Case’

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This is an extremely exciting editorial in that it says something a) that everyone already believes but b) is about Sarah Palin, so Sarah Palin is somehow going to try to get David Letterman fired over it, and then call him a child molester.

Anyway, please enjoy this excerpt from the column that will cause Palin’s fans to painstakingly cut out each advertisement in the Sunday paper and then try to “send it to Twitter” by stuffing it in the ‘puter’s drink holder. Never Forget!

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The 46 Year-Long Republican War Against Medicare

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Republicans have been engaged in a major public relations effort where they are claiming they actually are “saving Medicare” by ending its status as public health insurance program and handing seniors over to insurance companies.

Yet Main Street Americans don’t appear to be buying the GOP rhetoric, as they are angrily confronting Republican Members of Congress at their town hall events, demanding to know why they want to end Medicare.

Thanks, Paul Ryan, For Reminding Voters That Republicans Want To Kill Medicare & Social Security!

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Nazi Lover Arnold Schwarzenegger Wants To Be President of European Union

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"The Austrian-born former body builder, 63, at loose ends as he tries to figure out what his next act should be, reportedly is being advised by aides to return to his native Europe to run for the EU presidency,” reports the AFP.

“In the next few years, the EU will be looking for a much more high-profile president – somebody who can unify Europe,” Schwarzenegger’s chief of staff Terry Tamminen told Newsweek.

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White California Republican official sent picture of black Obama as chimp, didn’t think it was racist (VIDEO)

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It's not racist for a white Republiucan to say that black President Obama looks like a chimp?

Marilyn Davenport, an elected member of the Orange County Republican Party central committee, said she doesn't think a photoshopped image she sent of President Barack Obama's superimposed on a chimpanzee's body is racist.

She sent the emailed the picture of Obama and two chimp parents to friends Friday, with the caption, "Now you know why — No birth certificate."

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Trump Reluctantly Agrees U.S. Should Help Japan’s Tsunami Victims Because He’s Such ‘A Nice Guy’

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Will Sarah Palin run as Trump's VP? This way Trump will have someone to blame when he loses, like McCain did.

Twice-bankrupted, birther-obsessed reality TV star Donald Trump is currently leading the GOP presidential field. PPP found Trump with an astonishingly strong nine-point lead over his nearest competitor, Mike Huckabee.

Trump has so far made his way as a theoretical candidate while offering few policy positions, aside from a dogged focus on Obama’s birth certificate and a commitment to sticking it to China, Columbia, and Japan, which he claims are “screwing” America somehow.

This problem is so severe, Trump nonsensically argued last night on Fox News host Sean Hannity’s show, that he could solve much of the country’s debt and deficit problems by simply being tougher on these countries. But Trump said he reluctantly agreed to make an exception for helping Japan after the tsunami, even though they treat Americans “like a bunch of dopes”

Poll: Trump becomes the GOP’s 2012 frontrunner

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After Pledging To Not Raise Taxes, Union Busting Gov. Walker of Wisconsin Proposes Hiking Taxes And Fees On The Poor And Students

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His highness Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin - American Royalty (Soon, we will only have royalty and peasants.)

One of the most important ideological commitments of the modern conservative movement is an opposition to tax increases.

It is with this ideology that then-Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Scott Walker signed Americans For Tax Reforms’ “Taxpayer Protection Pledge,” a vow not to raise taxes on the people of his state.

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Slow-Witted Liberals Finally Realizing Obama Is Their Enemy

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Can you believe anyone on “The Left” was ever excited about this Obama fraud? We can believe it, because we heard him lie through his phony smile for two years on the campaign trail.

Remember how Barry was going to end the wars, rebuild America’s infrastructure, put renewable energy and mass transit all across the country, crack down on industrial polluters, raise taxes on the super-rich, etc., etc. All lies!

Everything the guy has ever said was a lie. Back when Obama was blowing Weather Underground hero Bill Ayers in Chicago, that was just part of the elaborate deception, too.

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Glenn Beck Show: Did FOX cancel because he’s nuts or is he just moving on?

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Fox News, along with Mercury Radio Arts, the company Glenn Beck founded, announced Thursday that The Glenn Beck Show on Fox News will be canceled later this year.

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Jon Stewart eulogizes Glenn Beck (VIDEO)

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Jon Stewart’s epic Glenn Beck parody will ‘f*ck your ears with the truth’.

Stewart spent four segments (C;ICK HERE) “telling the truth while wearing glasses” and “f*cking your ears with the truth” while theorizing on reasons for Beck’s departure (the world is ending, Jesus is coming, etc.).

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Liberal groups launch emotional ad in Wisconsin aimed at recalling Republican lawmakers (VIDEO)

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Republican Bill Says If You Strike You And Your Entire Family Won't get Food Stamps

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Buried Provision In House GOP Bill Would Cut Off Food Stamps To Entire Families If One Member Strikes

All around the country, right-wing legislators are asking middle class Americans to pay for budget deficits caused mainly by a recession caused by Wall Street; they are attacking workers’ collective bargaining rights, which has provoked a huge Main Street Movement to fight back.

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Maine GOP Gov. Paul LePage Stole Candy From Children, Wants To Undo Child Labor Laws

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But now that LePage is governor, he’s still targeting children. A bill sponsored by state Sen. Debra Plowman (R) and “backed by” LePage would roll back the state’s child labor laws, with the pretext of giving kids more liberty to work. “We have no other restrictions on any other things they do,” Plowman explained. “They can watch TV 32 hours-a-week.”

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Even Republicans And Fox News Finally Tired of Sarah Palin

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This doesn’t mean she’ll ever have to actually work for a living — there will be infomercials for adult diapers, live appearances at regional strip-mall openings and other low-rent ways to bring in enough money to keep her far more comfortable than she deserves.

But even Fox News is about to drop Palin from a lucrative on-air contract, as her nails-on-chalkboard voice and jabbering nonsense have never translated into ratings for the cable channel.

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Before Japanese Nuclear Meltdown, GOP Mocked Concerns About Nuclear Safety (VIDEO)

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