While walking towards a secret meeting with some local Chinese spies who had a secret formula for him in exchange for a large quantity of Euros, the man in black made the first threatening move. As The Chimp crossed the wide boulevard, a large black vehicle seemed to appear from nowhere and came barreling down towards the hairy ape. Machine guns appeared from beneath the headlights and started a blazing! The Chimp grabbed his bullet-proof backpack and placed it in front of him deflecting the high caliber rounds which ricocheted noisily from his spider-woven pack. At the same instant,The Chimp stared at the driver of the mobile F-150 shiny new black weapon. The enemy stared him down with a poker face. He was white, in his 30s with a tanned complexion and wearing a baseball cap. There wasn't a smirk or a laugh or shock on his face; just determination. The entire encounter between the chimp and the enemy asset and the black missile on wheels was being secretly recorded by the video cam built-in to The Chimp's sunglasses. This information was already being monitored by The Chimp's secret headquarters inside a retirement home a few blocks away. The software was already doing a face recognition search to learn the identity of the attacking villain. Soon, The Chimp would know if the assassin was CIA or NSA or DHS or FBI or NCIS or TSA or Secret Service or KGB or Mossad. As the black armored vehicle almost made contact with the walking Chimp, The ape threw himself forward and rolled on the hard pavement escaping the possible head-on, bone-crunching hit. The villain sped away, running thorough several red lights in order to disappear down local city streets.
In reality, I was going to get some lunch at a local Chinese restaurant, when this new black F-150 turned into me while I was legally crossing the street. The driver veered away from me at the last second and sped down the street. Maybe he thought he had the right of way and wanted to prove it? Who knows.
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3 comments:
Since You were crossing the street , YOU had the "right of way."
Good story, but not good that this happened to you.
I'm wondering if it was one of the thugs that own/run The Scene. *remember?*
Hope you eat a few bananas to get your stress level down.
I thought it may have been one of the owners of The Scene who had threatened me once. He does have a black vehicle but it's a Cadillac Esplanade.
If you cross the Jews, you die.
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