Evil zombie Dick Cheney came back from the dead recently to hack up a book, mostly as a courtesy to the hobos pillaging Borders stores across the country, who would otherwise go without the materials needed to kindle their trash can fires.
That book is here now, and it is causing “controversy,” for the people who were unaware that Dick Cheney is an evil zombie, despite how many times he admits that he does not have a soul. “There are gonna be heads exploding all over Washington,” is what he said.
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