When I recently wrote about opting out of the TSA's naked body scanners and then being patted down by a TSA agent, that pat-down was conducted by the agent using the back of his hand .
As of today, that technique is no longer in place. The TSA's new guidelines call for agents to use their "palms and fingers" to "probe" your body for hidden weapons.
This means TSA agents will now be feeling up your crotch, palming your breasts and fingering your testicles as part of their increasingly humiliating "X-rated pat down" technique.
TSA: No Fondling, Groping Or Squeezing Is Taking Place At Airports
"We have renamed it 'foofing', 'delping', and 'tofting', and you can't object to that! Also, we have decided to rename TSA as T&A!" -- Official White Horse Souse