Sunday, November 28, 2010

An Obituary To Common Sense, R.I.P.


By Chimp

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in government bureaucratic red tape and secret files. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when wars are created for greed;
- Why we should not believe our government;
- Life is only fair for the very wealthy;
- and maybe it was my fault I allowed them to lie to us.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, not those created by the Federal Reserve or the IMF, and reliable strategies (elected officials work for he people not for large corporations and the very wealthy).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when three large New York City towers imploded into their footsteps like demolition buildings and a bunch of idiot Saudi Arabians were blamed; when George W. Bush was "selected" as President of The United States for 8 years by the people who run this world; when lies that Iraq was getting nuclear weapons or had WMDs took over Common Sense; when lies that the Social Security fund was running dry after the government "borrowed" the money made Common Sense ill; when the US sends billions of Dollars yearly to Israel (while Americans are unemployed and starving) so they can kill Palestinians and steal their land, sent Common Sense to the hospital; when the government uses taxpayer money to prop-up banks and corporations which were going bankrupt because of fraud and greed, brought Common Sense to his knees. Obama, continuing the Bush policies after promising relief, further diseased Common Sense.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims; when Catholic priests who were charged with protecting our children instead raped them; when the Pope moved criminal priests to other churches so they could rape again and again; when airport travelers are treated worse than terrorists by the TSA which humiliates,"rapes" and irradiates them, taking away their liberties to protect their liberties.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a TSA screener who was fondling your junk; when you can't defend yourself from a policeman beating you; when you can't leave the airport after refusing the naked body scanner or a pat-down of your sexual organs without being jailed and fined $10,000.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman was raped by a TSA agent; after disabled people are "taken apart" at airports by the TSA; after small children are on the government terrorist list and are made to strip at airports by TSA screeners; after Israeli soldiers murder an American citizen in cold blood and the Obama government does not object; after Americans go along with the farce while Europeans burn their countries down.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers:

I Am A Sheeple And Trust The Government
I Believe Fox News
I Will Always Defend Israel
The TSA Is Protecting Me
Global Warming Is Real

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.


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