BOYCOTT THE AIRLINES. DRIVE THEM OUT OF BUSINESS. IT IS THE ONLY NON-VIOLENT WAY TO END THIS INSANITY!
I'm not going to lie. It's come between us. If I have to let someone else see me naked in order to be with you--well, I'm just not that kinky. And deep down, I don't think you are either. I think it's the TSA making you act like this. Frankly, you haven't been the same since you started running around together.
Congratulations Michael Chertoff. In your haste to make a fast buck off the Security Industrial Complex you may have just pushed the entire US airlines industry over the brink into bankruptcy!