Monday, June 21, 2010

Sarah Palin Begs Allah To Plug the Danged Hole

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SARAH PALIN, THE TWIT, I MEAN, THE TWITTER SHE WROTE.

Noted oil-industry shill Sarah Palin is so darned upset about that oil spill down in Mexico’s Gulf of New Orleans, she’s ready to beg for mercy at the feet of the Biggest Government of All.

Why won’t Sarah Palin use her real-’murican can-do spirit to plug the danged hole instead of leaning on God, who at best is an indifferent deity and at worst (for her) actually died of shame the day Sarah Palin was born.



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We know you can fix this Sarah. God talks and listens to Republicans. He always talked to George Bush and Pat Robertson. You can do it!










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2 comments:

jadedj said...

I was talking to Yahweh ben Yahweh just the other day, and I asked it to plug Sarah's hole...pie hole. Not even it was up to plugging that thing.

It's taking my winning the lottery under advisement, however.

Chimp said...

Yeah, her pie hole seems bigger than the danged Gulf oil hole, ya betcha!