Israel Attacks US

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Satire

The government of Israel today launched a massive air assault on suspected terrorist targets along major coastal cities in the United States of America.

In an operation termed “Friendly Enemy,” hundreds of Israeli F-16 fighter jets streaked across the Atlantic in precise formation and fired surgical air strikes at alleged terrorist strongholds in densely populated Muslim communities all along the northeast corridor of the United States.

The American-made Lockheed Martin F-16 fighter jets then continued south, inflicting massive destruction in densely populated Muslim communities along many southeastern US states as well.

Reaction to the attacks on the US was swift. President Obama appealed for restraint, but stated emphatically, “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

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