Bristol Palin Is A Born Again Virgin!

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VIRGIN BRISTOL OF WASILLA

A little late to be playing this card, don't you think?

Bristol Palin, forever to be known as the ultimate Republican knocked-up teen, has decided that she will be virtuous and not have sex again until she is married.

A wise decision, since the last time she didn't follow the Lord's plan, she ended up with a baby.

Virgin Bristol's Mother

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