Glenn Beck Sub Feels Racism, From Tanning Tax

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No but really, this guy subbing for Glenn Beck on his radio show, “Doc Thompson,” says this in response to the new 10% tanning salon tax.

I would guess that most tanning sessions are from light-skinned Americans. Why would the President of the United Stats of America — a man who says he understands racism, a man who has been confronted with racism — why would he sign such a racist law?

Why would he agree to do that? Well now I feel the pain of racism.

Ha ha, he is just trying to mess around with libtards.

Well, he still sounds like an idiot, is the problem. And as a ginger, your editor is compelled to say that he feels no racism. PAY UP, PEOPLE CAPABLE OF TANNING AND NOT JUST BURNING TERRIBLY!

(This tanning tax, if you’ll recall, was a last-minute sub Harry Reid included in the Senate bill to replace the much more awesome excise tax on unnecessary cosmetic surgery. Plastic surgeons had something resembling a lobby, so obviously it had to be taken out. And now we have a racist tax, the end.)

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