Parody by Chimp
Former Vice President Al Gore woke after a deep hibernation sleep due to the coldest Winter on record, and began his warnings taught by the Global Warming Church.
Like those who doubt the existence of Santa Claus or The Easter Bunny, Gore is upset they also doubt that the world will be under 20 feet of water next week if they don’t invest in his billion-dollar schemes.
Al Gore feels that the Global Warming problem is urgent as his investments will keep on falling if people don’t believe.
Gore, who has made the fight against Global Warming his signature profit maker since leaving the White House in 2001, specifically addressed challenges to the accuracy of findings by the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
"I, for one, genuinely wish that the climate crisis were an illusion, but unfortunately, the reality of the danger we are courting has not been changed by the discovery of at least ten thousand mistakes and hundreds of thousands of e-mail showing that the global warming numbers have been fudged by the scientists for political and financial reasons." he said.
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