Cover of Sarah's new Book?
Sarah Palin is on a personal mission to make mince meat of little Levi Johnston.
According to inside sources, a great deal of her new book “Going Rogue: An American Life,” is dedicated to discrediting his post-election revelations by claiming he’s a twerpy opportunist, just looking to make a buck off of the Palin brand name.
Levi was unavailable for comment as he is currently holed up at his local gymnasium working out furiously for his upcoming photo spread for Playgirl Magazine.
I suppose when the time comes, he’ll let his penis do his talking for him.
As to what will make up the remaining content of Sarah’s tome, various rumors have been buzzing about the internets.
Some say there will be a large coloring book section, where artistic conservatives can channel their inner Pablo Picassos.
Others swear that it’ll be chock full of tasty recipes including Palin family favourites like braised wolf heart and bear balls teriyaki.
Still more believe it will simply be a fun pop-up book!
Whatever it actually turns out to be, I just hope they have an audio version up and ready to go, as it’s pretty obvious a large percentage of Palin supporters have “limited” reading skills.
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