After Tucker Carlson's MSNBC show 'Tucker' got the axe rumors were flying about the final disposition of the intrepid and still officially not gay news pundit, but have no fear boys and girls!
Despite what they have been saying about him, Tucker Carlson is still officially not gay!
According to a recent FOX News video clip that I found on Crooks & Liars, Tucker is going to do an important news show about defending violence based on sexual orientation, and the horrors of teaching about gay penguin sex in school!
The clip is of FOX News' morning talk show host Steve Doocey and Tucker having a very heterosexual and manly on-air chat about Tucker's new role at FOX.
Tucker is very concerned about your kids, and wants to make sure that his macho manly not gayness is able to rub off on them!
I am glad that Steve Doocey and FOX News will be putting some wind in the sails of Tucker's flagging career, which has sadly been rather limp and lifeless these last few months.
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2 comments:
Har har har...limp and lifeless.
he, he, he
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