Saturday, September 5, 2009

Late Night With Sarah Palin

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"In 2012, the Republicans are now talking about the presidential ticket, Dick Cheney and running as vice president Sarah Palin. Talk about your dream ticket. Oh buddy, the comedy recession is over. I mean, come on, talk about your shotgun marriage." --David Letterman

"Sarah Palin is making some dough. She's going around the world speaking. She's got a gig over in China. She's very excited because she thinks that China is a red state." --David Letterman

"A spokesperson for Sarah Palin says she's about 85% finished with her book...which means that Sarah Palin is finished with her book."-- Conan O'Brien







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