Obama uses 'autopen' to sign Patriot Act in Washington... while he's 3,700 miles away in bed in a French hotel

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Behold the auto-signature. We doubt he's even read the bill.

■President Obama, or rather a machine impersonating his signature, signed the controversial Patriot Act only minutes before the midnight deadline, extending anti-terrorism measures enacted in the wake of 9/11.


■Mr Obama did not sign the act personally as he was 3,725 miles and six time zones away in France at a meeting of G8 world leaders, so a presidential autopen was used instead.

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Ten things the TSA can do to Americans and you can't stop them. The TSA will become the NATIONAL POLICE.

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1) Conduct house to house searches without warrants or justification.

2) Shut down your state's highways, railroads and airports at any time.

3) Conduct body cavity searches at polling stations.

4) Search parking lots for cars with liberal stickers, then impound the vehicles under suspicion of terrorism.

5) Begin carrying firearms and using them to enforce its agenda.

6) Demand to install TSA representatives in local Sheriff's offices and police departments.

7) Announce a TSA fee collection mandate from air travelers, then shut down any airport that refused to comply.

8) Demand veto power over ALL state legislation involving security, then boycott states that refuse to comply.

9) Set up official TSA naked inspection rooms at airports, malls, stadiums.

10) Visit local malls and sporting arenas and demand they pay TSA "protection fees" if they wish to keep their events safe from terrorists.

The TSA training future Americans to obey, so they can walk into gas chambers without questioning authority

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Meghan McCain Plans To Eat Her Father’s Bones When He Dies

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John McCain Ribs

LAST MEAL: My father’s ribs. If not, I’d go for steak tartare, baked potato, Kraft macaroni and cheese and cookie dough.

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Florida Gov. Rick Scott Uses Sheriffs To Eject ‘Liberal-Looking’ People From Budget Signing Event In Town Square

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In his speech Thursday, Republican Florida Governor Scott omitted many of the serious-sounding programs he cut: homeless veterans, meals for poor seniors, a council for deafness, a children’s hospital, cancer research, public radio, whooping-cough vaccines for poor mothers, or aid for the paralyzed.

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BREAKING: Republican Judge Strikes Down Ban On Corporate Contributions Directly To Candidates (Now, The Rich Own Our Government Outright)

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In a ruling issued late Thursday, U.S. District Judge James Cacheris tossed out part of the indictment against two men accused of illegally reimbursing donors to Hillary Clinton’s Senate and presidential campaigns.

Cacheris says that under last year’s Citizens United Supreme Court case, corporations enjoy the same right as people to contribute to campaigns.

Floodgates to Open as Judge OKs Corporate Cash to Candidates...

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ABC: The US Planned Acts Of Terrorism To Kill US Citizens To Justify War

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A stunning insight into the Federal Governments thinking on creating false flags such as planning acts of terrorism to kill American Citizens to create propaganda to justify wars to invade helpless nations

In the early 1960s, America’s top military leaders reportedly drafted plans to kill innocent people and commit acts of terrorism in U.S. cities to create public support for a war against Cuba.

Code named Operation Northwoods, the plans reportedly included the possible assassination of Cuban émigrés, sinking boats of Cuban refugees on the high seas, hijacking planes, blowing up a U.S. ship, and even orchestrating violent terrorism in U.S. cities.

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Rapture: Harold Camping issues new apocalypse date (PHOTO)

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The Raptor is Upon You, Harold!

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The evangelical broadcaster who left followers crestfallen by his failed prediction that last Saturday would be Judgement Day says he miscalculated.

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Obama's Private Killing Machine

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They're known as "JSOC" -- Joint Special Operations Command. They report directly to the president and, as National Journal reporter Marc Ambinder put it "operate worldwide based on the legal (or extra-legal) premises of classified presidential directive."

John Nagl, a former counterinsurgency adviser to Gen. Petraeus, described JSOC's kill/capture campaign to FRONTLINE as "an almost industrial-scale counterterrorism killing machine."

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Cop Tasers 10 yr old girl for not going to bed (VIDEO)

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Doomsday Pastor Responds to No Rapture (VIDEO)

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Debit Card Fraud: 7 Ways to Counter New Skimming Scams

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Young or old, if you are going to use a debit card you need to take precautions. Here's how:

1. Cover your PIN. Your bankcard won't work without the PIN. Thieves usually obtain the PIN with a small camera stationed near the card processor.


2. Be selective with your ATM. Use an ATM inside a bank whenever possible. Stay away from ATMs in remote locations.

3. Leave some wiggle room. When you insert your card, wiggle it while it's in the slot. Wiggling the card might jar the theft device from its hiding place.

4. Monitor your accounts. One of the best protections against continued use of your stolen information is to check bank statements regularly.

5. ATMs and gas pumps that are under video surveillance are less likely to be fitted with card-skimming equipment.

6. Keep an eye on your card. When you give your card to a waiter or clerk, be skeptical if they must leave your sight.

7. Be careful at the gas station. Gas stations are among the most prone to skimming. Use a credit card or choose the credit option on your bankcard.

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SOUTH PARK: Red Hot Catholic Love (Commentary) (VIDEO)

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3,000 Washington State National Guard Deployment To A Secret War (VIDEO)

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LOWKEY - TERRORIST? (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

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The TSA Pokey Pokey (MUSICAL VIDEO)

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Dutch priest endorses adult sex with children

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The Dutch Catholic Church and the Salesian order are investigating revelations that a Salesian priest served on the board of a group that promotes adult sex with children with the full knowledge of his boss.

The order's top official in the Netherlands confirmed that the priest served on the board of "Martijn," a group that campaigns to end the Dutch ban on adult sex with children.

The group is widely reviled but not outlawed.

See "Rampant Misconduct" from South Park, Red Hot Catholic Love (VIDEO)

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God: ‘I’ll End the World When I’m Good and Ready, Me Damn It’

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After a much-heralded End of the World failed to materialize on the appointed day, May 21, Almighty God held a rare press conference in New York to discuss the matter.

Dressed in His trademark flowing white robe and carrying a thunderbolt, God seemed visibly irked by the predictions calling for the world to end this Saturday.

“I’ll end the world when I’m good and ready, Me damn it,” He snapped in response to a question from a USA Today reporter.

When asked if He had a message for the faithful who had expected the world to end today, the Almighty cracked, “They should be grateful for the eleven years they’ve had since the world ended on Y2K.”

God was cagey about setting an exact date for the end of the world, saying only, “When I decide to end the world I’ll let you know the way I always do – on Twitter.”

After the press conference, a publicist for God confirmed that the Heavenly Father was annoyed at having to talk to reporters to address the end of the world rumors: “Honestly, I haven’t seen Him this pissed since Pat Robertson blamed a tsunami on the gays.”

Elsewhere, Harold Camping, the preacher who predicted that the world would end on May 21, issued the following brief statement: “”The world doesn’t end this week. Oprah does. My bad, sry.”

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New Al-Qaeda chief appointed by the CIA pledges major attack on London to avenge CIA's agent, Osama Bin Laden

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Osama Bin Laden’s CIA replacement as leader of Fake Al-Qaeda is supposedly planning a major terrorist attack on London, ordering his followers to ‘crush’ the city.

Soon after being officially appointed by the CIA as caretaker chief of the fake terrorist group, Saif al-Adel vowed to avenge the death of his former boss, a secret agent of the CIA.

‘Our new leader has asked for a big plan for London,’ US-Taliban spokesman Ehsanullah Ehsan (also a CIA agent) said. ‘He believes the UK is the backbone of Europe and must be crushed.’

Us affiliated Taliban and CIA fake Al-Qaeda leaders met near Pakistan’s border with Afghanistan to confirm the new role for al-Adel, 51, who was supposedly once Bin Laden’s security chief.

In response to this fake threat on London, British Transport Police (BTP) are to be given the power to carry weapons on the capital’s trains, stations and the underground for the first time. This is one of the many plans in the UK and US "Osama Agenda" coming to fruition.

The fake killing of Osama bin Laden, who was never the leader of Al-Qaeda (since there is no "Al-Qaeda") and died in December of 2001, will be used by the British and US governments to fullfill their plans to scare and further oppress their respective populations.

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How Many US Navy SEALs Died In The Alleged Killing Of Osama Bin Laden? Why Is Obama Keeping It A Secret?

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In a sensational and explosive TV report, the Pakistani News Agency has provided a live interview with an eye witness to the US attack on the alleged compound of Osama bin Laden.

The eye witness, Mohammad Bashir, describes the event as it unfolded.

Of the three helicopters, “there was only one that landed the men and came back to pick them up, but as he [the helicopter] was picking them up, it blew away and caught fire.”

The witness says that there were no survivors, just dead bodies and pieces of bodies everywhere.

“We saw the helicopter burning, we saw the dead bodies, then everything was removed and now there is nothing.”

Was SEAL Team Eliminated After Their Raid On Osama Bin Laden's Compound?

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Fox News President thinks Sarah Palin ‘is an idiot’

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Roger Ailes, the president of the Fox News Channel, is not fond of former Alaska governor and Fox News contributor Sarah Palin, according to sources.

“He thinks things are going in a bad direction," a Republican close to Ailes told Gabriel Sherman of the New York Magazine. "Roger is worried about the future of the country. He thinks the election of Obama is a disaster. He thinks Palin is an idiot. He thinks she’s stupid. He helped boost her up. People like Sarah Palin haven’t elevated the conservative movement."

Ailes was also frustrated with Palin after she refused to heed his advise in the aftermath of the shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, referring to Palin as a "loose cannon."

Palin calls Obama ‘our temporary leader’

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