"You are getting drowsy. Listen to me. War is Peace. Up is down."

 

 

 

CLICL CARTOON TO ENLARGE

 

 

 

 

You must believe your government.  Everything we tell you is true.  We are only here to help you.

 

 

- We are helping the people in Mali.  We are not there for their uranium, gold or oil.

 

 

- Trust Obama, he is the new Messiah.

 

- Martin Luther King would have loved Obama (LOL)

 

- No, we do not have a cure for cancer.

 

- No, we can't make fuel from water or the air.

 

- Facebook is not Big Brother.  Tell Facebook all about you, even secrets.

 

-  The US does not put people in prison without trial.

 

-  The US does not torture.

 

-  President Obama does not have an assassination list.

 

-  Drones kill only terrorists, never innocent women, children or babies.

 

-  Eric Holdre did not give guns to Mexican drug cartels who killed more children than shooter at Sandy Hook.

 

-  Lance Armstrong deserves another chance.  He is one of us.

 

-  There is no AGENDA 21, a UN program to kill millions of people and create a One World Order.

 

-  Just because Obama runs the government without Congress does not mean he is a dictator.

 

-  The Palestinian people do not exist.  All Palestinian lands belong to Israel.

 

- Trust the bankers.  They are here to help you.  Do not bugger them.  Do not lynch them.

 

-  Policemen are here to serve and protect...our institutions.  Trust them.

 

-  The CIA does not imprison or torture or kill people.  They just protect you.

 

-  Only the government and the police should have guns.  We will protect you.

 

-  The US is trying to destroy all the countries with WMDs which can harm us.  Only 100 more countries to go.

 

-  JFK, MLK and RFK were not killed by the CIA or the secret government (which doesn't exist).

 

-  OKC and 9/11 were not inside jobs.