Glenn Beck's Ayn Rand Theme Park Disaster. (VIDEO)

"Glenn Beck, champion of even-keeled ideas, has a great plan to ruin your summer vacation and/or life with a new planned community/theme park hybrid called Independence, USA.

Independence, USA will combine the long lines of Disney World with the Christmas light regulations of the suburbs or, in Beck's own words, the "principles of the free market" with a place where families can "find happiness, inspiration, courage and hope." FUN."

What could be more fun than a Glenn Beck-run "news" empire? Why, a Libertarian theme park, of course!

Take your kids to be "deprogrammed" at the Ayn Rand fun center! We wish we were joking.