Aspartame Soda: The Taste Zombies Prefer (VIDEO)

(NaturalNews) Exciting news in the beverage industry! Natural News has just launched a new beverage called "Diet Fluoride Soda" containing 1,000 times the fluoride of your tap water, plus a huge dose of genetically modified aspartame to sweeten it up.

"Diet Fluoride Soda is formulated with hydrofluosilicic acid made in Chinese chemical factories," explained Mike Adams, the formulator of the soda. "It meets all U.S. government regulations and American Dental Association requirements for the daily consumption of fluoride nutrition."