Thursday, September 27, 2012

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer

 
 
 
 
(Nudge, nudge, wink, wink) 
Cigna representatives greet the company’s 50 billionth fucked-over customer at his front door.




CANTON, OH—Overjoyed Cigna executives celebrated the health insurer’s 50 billionth fucking over of a customer Thursday, personally surprising 56-year-old spinal trauma victim Clyde Gershon with champagne, confetti, and hundreds of multicolored balloons as they denied his most recent disability claim.

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/insurance-company-celebrates-50-billionth-fucking,29709/



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