(Nudge, nudge, wink, wink)
Cigna representatives greet the company’s 50 billionth fucked-over customer at his front door.CANTON, OH—Overjoyed Cigna executives celebrated the health insurer’s 50 billionth fucking over of a customer Thursday, personally surprising 56-year-old spinal trauma victim Clyde Gershon with champagne, confetti, and hundreds of multicolored balloons as they denied his most recent disability claim.
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