If those previous Christine O’Donnell revelations didn’t lock up these midterms for the Democratic Party, surely this will:
Her LinkedIn profile is incorrect! She didn’t go to Oxford University, even though she said she did!
Hooray, all is saved!
Democrats will have a full 80 seats in the next Senate!
Ignorance is out, smart people are here!
No ridiculous ideologues will ever step foot in Congress again!
And there will be a reverent ferocity of masturbation from Senate office to Senate office, from House seat to House seat, from on top of Robert Byrd’s coffin to inside Ted Kennedy’s coffin, and all across this great land.
Finally, we can take solace in knowing Christine O’Donnell will not be elected.
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5 comments:
Ahem, well there IS an explanation for this. She never said she WENT to Oxford...what she said was, She OWNED a pair of Oxfords once. Just an unfortunate mix-up, that's all.
Just as she didn't say that she didn't masturbate, she just said she didn't masturbate in public....
Now THAT, I'd like to see!
In the SNL video she does take a short break to masturbate...
Sorry, I was in a hurry and didn't watch it. I will definitely get back to it :)
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