The Vatican has just completed a five day conference astrobiology where scientists convened to discuss the detection and implications of extraterrestrial life.
The Director of the Vatican Observatory, Jesuit priest Father Jose Gabriel Funes, gave an interview to the Vatican’s L’Osservatore Romano newspaper saying that the existence of intelligent extraterrestrials posed no problems to Catholic theology.
"We will now discuss how the Vatican feels about UFOs and Extraterrestials to take your mind off the fact that priests here on earth are raping your children and the pope is protecting them." - Unofficial Vatican Souse
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