Courses at Glenn Beck's New University

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Another of his courses: SPORTS 101 - Soccer is not a sport

Have you heard the exciting news?

Renowned historian Glenn Beck, inspired by his hard throbbing blackboard, has announced the opening of his own great patriotic hall of academe: Beck University.

Here are some of the courses. Let's do some educatin'! Yee haw!

■Mythology 101: Fossils
■Fundamentals of Spelling and Grammar CANCELED
■Great Military Heroes: John Wayne
■Advanced Marketing Seminar: Rare Gold Coins
■Wilde, Proust, and Other Homosexual Europeans
■Middle Eastern and Arab Cultures: What's Up With That?
■Motherhood, Hockey, Hunting: Cultural Convergences
■Counterinsurgency Techniques in Morning Radio
■Political Science 300: Reverse Racism and the Modern Presidency

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