The Pope Announces Old Program Whereby You Can BUY Your Way Into Heaven - Isn't God Nice?

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First, the rich get to pay low taxes on earth and now they can afford to buy their way into heaven. I wonder if God has a layaway plan.

These days, you can get a deal on anything. Even salvation!

Pope Benedict has announced that his faithful can once again pay the Catholic Church to ease their way through Purgatory and into the Gates of Heaven.

Never mind that Martin Luther fired up the Reformation because of them: Plenary Indulgences are back.

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