Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...I have thee with me oh Google.
Can you remember when we didn't have Google? It was a very shitty planet to be on. And look at how much better informed and intelligent we all are as a result of...wait, er, strike better informed. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Never mind.
You can be excommunicated from the Googloe Church for speaking such heresy and blasphemy.
"They" will come to your home in the middle of the night and take you away to GooGitmo. Your Google Bible will be forfeited.
You will be allowed to use a laptop that works only OFF-LINE...no Google. Do you realize how much those Chinese are suffereing without their daily diet of Google?
I will go to my Google Church and pray to GooGod for your redemption.
By the way, don't ever do a Google search for just "Goo".
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...I have thee with me oh Google.
Can you remember when we didn't have Google? It was a very shitty planet to be on. And look at how much better informed and intelligent we all are as a result of...wait, er, strike better informed. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Never mind.
You can be excommunicated from the Googloe Church for speaking such heresy and blasphemy.
"They" will come to your home in the middle of the night and take you away to GooGitmo. Your Google Bible will be forfeited.
You will be allowed to use a laptop that works only OFF-LINE...no Google. Do you realize how much those Chinese are suffereing without their daily diet of Google?
I will go to my Google Church and pray to GooGod for your redemption.
By the way, don't ever do a Google search for just "Goo".
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