Wisconsin Wingnut-Justice Ahead After 14,000 Votes Magically Appear

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Good morning, unemployed hobos.

Here is your news: 14,000 votes just sort of “turned up” (just like they always do, when you need them the most) yesterday in Wisconsin, giving Koch-backed David Prosser a 7,000 vote lead over bolshie People’s candidate JoAnne Kloppenburg.
(Kloppenburg said that she won the Supreme Court race on Wednesday, but she is mistaken.)

Waukesha County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus — a Republican activist and former president of “Republican Women of Waukesha County” — discovered the tabulation error, after she “inadvertently failed to properly import and save data into a Microsoft Access database.

” If you think this sounds like possible vote tabulation fraud, think again! (Or save yourself the trouble and don’t think anything ever again!)

Because Kathy Nickolaus is a diligent public servant who “keeps election results on her personal PC in her office, and only on her personal PC.”

Sounds pretty legit. Anyway, hope you communists had fun “winning” for a day (isn’t that Barrack Obama’s new motto?). Hooray, more of the Invisible Hand Koch at work!

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Union Busting Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Gives $81,500 Government Job To Top Donor’s 26-Year-Old College Dropout Son

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Gov. Scott Walker - Modern Royalty

Since taking office in January, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) has stripped public workers of their collective bargaining rights, proposed wage cuts to local government employees, and insisted that his “state is broke” and that its public workers are overpaid.

But Walker applies a different standard to himself.

Today, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reveals that Walker is using state funds to pay more than $81,500 a year to the 26-year-old son of a major campaign donor with no college degree and two drunken-driving convictions.

Walker gives lobbyist's college dropout son an $81,000-a-year job

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