Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days



Nudge, nudge, wink, wink from THE ONION


SCHAUMBURG, IL—In a turn of events that has stunned the worldwide medical community, local infant Nathan Jameson, born just six days ago, has become the youngest person ever to permanently and irrevocably lose all faith in humanity. 

MORE:  http://www.theonion.com/articles/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-day,29588/



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