Herman Cain Worried His Cancer Doctor's Muslim Name Sounded ‘Too Foreign’

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Herman Cain, currently in an eight-way tie for senior superlative Least Likely to Be President, would like to reiterate that he really, really does not care for these bothersome Muslims. He doesn’t want them in his cabinet, he doesn’t want them in his judiciary, and he definitely doesn’t want them trying to cure him of cancer, thank you very much!

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