Michele Bachmann Nearly Eaten By Lesbians In 2005

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One of Michele Bachmann’s many “special talents” is that she is able to interpret an attempt at friendly discussion by some constituents as a traumatizing individual-size terrorist attack on her person.

While running for state senate back in 2005, Bachmann met with voters to discuss various issues, including her opposition to gay marriage.

After the talk, a lesbian couple who happened to be in attendance “wanted to discuss certain issues further,” which in Michele Bachmann’s mind sounded more like “advanced stage lesbian cannibal robot brain invasion.”

So Michele did the normal thing for a politician to do when a voter asks her a question, and she ran away screaming.

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