Sunday, April 10, 2011

Maine lawmakers to let one-armed people carry switchblades (For Real. No kidding.)

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"Thank you God. Now life is worth living again. Knowing that I can finally open a knife without using my teeth. I'm so happy I could shit!"







Backers of the measure say legalizing switchblades would eliminate a need for one-armed people to be forced to open folding knives with their teeth in emergencies.






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