Monsanto launches deceptive ad campaign in desperate attempt to improve image

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Monsanto has become the new Marlboro, with a new advertising campaign designed to improved its hopelessly-tarnished image.

Except instead of handsome cowboys smoking cigarettes, Monsanto is plastering images of hardy American farmers and their crop fields on billboards and bus stops throughout the nation.

The new ad campaign, of course, is a desperate attempt to convince the public that the company is not only working in the best interests of U.S. agriculture, but is also responsible for creating and maintaining millions of American farm jobs in the process, both of which are patently false.

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