Study: Crop failures to increase with climate change

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"Pople of the world, it's your fault! You didn't give me the billions I needed to save you from Global Warming!" - I'll Goar You

If it rains, it is your fault and you have to be taxed!
If it does not rain, it is your fault and you have to be taxed!
If it is dry, it is your fault and you have to be taxed!
If it is hot, it's your fault and you have to be taxed!
If it's cold, it's your fault and you have to be taxed!
if it blows, it's your fault and you have to be taxed!
If it does not blow, it's your fault too.
Unless it's the same weather tomorrow as today, it's your fault and you have to be taxed!

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