Bat Disease Threatens to Close America’s Caves

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A nightmare bat-killing disease could have an unexpected victim: America’s access to its caves.

To slow the spread of a fungus that causes White Nose Syndrome, government agencies are systematically closing caves to the public.



Other Possible Government Reasons:

1. Osama bin Laden is hiding in a cave, so we must search all caves.

2. First Avian Flu, then, Swine Flu and now, the Vampire Flu.

3. Americans are using caves to hide their guns for the next revolution.

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