Monday, October 31, 2011

Girl with digestive disease denied Communion


"If you have Celiac sprue or Gluten intolerance, tough shit. You can't take Holy Communion. God don't want you!" -Benny the Pope

An 8-year-old girl who suffers from a serious digestive disorder and cannot eat wheat has had her first Holy Communion declared invalid because the wafer contained no wheat, violating Roman Catholic doctrine.


WRH's Commentary:

"You have to have a wheat wafer, then when you die horribly from it, you can go to heaven and hang out with my imaginary playmate! Wanna sit on my lap?" -- Pope Benny the Rat


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